Someone In France Doesn't Like Rethuglicans

Well, now the news is that BIN LADEN IS DEAD. This is about as new as George Bush is a moron. Experts have said that he has been dead for years, and the fact that the CIA has been peddling fake Bin Laden tapes is even older. Yet why is it in the news now? Weazl suspects because it is the fact that a major European power has allowed the leakage to occur, and weazl suspects that this was done to limit the possible menu entries on the October Surprise portion prior to the Republican aka Congressional Elections in November. American foreign policy is being led by manipulating Goering peddlers named Karl Rove who will stop at absolutely nothing, inluding the release of the news that Osama Bin Laden is DEAD to crow about Rethuglican prowess against terror and how they are something less than the fucking catastrophe that we know they are. Knowing the amnesia prone American public, the Rethugs realize that news of Bin Laden's demise are too far out to get any mileage out of them for November. But someone in France must have known this, and the poor souls who still believe in American democracy probably, bless their little hearts, believed that the release of this news would make a dent in the Rethuglican possiblilities of success come November.

As weazl has said, the fix is in from so many angles that there is simply no fucking way the Rethugs are going to lose more than a seat or two in the few areas where there are still paper ballots and where Rethug officials haven't understaffed election machines in minority districts -- meaning precious few. But it is nice to see that the world still believes in miracles, especially as the ice caps are melting and nobody has even a fucking clue how to slow the damage (except Al Gore, of course).

Anyway, it is a nice opportunity for weazl to put his own pen to pad, so to speak. Except for edition moron speeches to show what was missed between the lines. Weazl makes no bones about this being his journalistic masterpiece, but the fact is that weazl called months ago about the forces leading the ebbs and flows for and against a war with Iran, and it has proceeded pretty much according to script. The odds now say no towards a war soon: deterrance has its benefits. But watch out Iran, after November, the lame duck dogs will surely be gunning for you then. But wave bye, bye to American superpower status, for sure Iran may resemble a moonscape, but America will suffer massive destruction of its conventional capacity, oil prices will finish our economy but good, especially as Hugo looks for such a golden opportunity to shut off oil exports to the US (to the devil, no less), and the vast majority of oil flows through the Strait of Hormuz is shut off.

Anyway, Bin Laden is dead. Break open the champagne and celebrate a whole lotta nuthin'.

This is the original (fucking) article. ;-)