Thursday, September 25, 2008

Does she seem retarded or is it just my own projection?


K. said...

Not too bright folks not too bright.

The Freewheeling Socrates said...

She's like that girl you picked up in a bar when you were drunk, got a hard one, took her home and fucked her, and she wouldn't leave. Quickly you learned to hate her shrill voice and detest her gawd awful shallowness. You can't bring yourself to look at her but you hear that blithering pushiness eminating from sheer emptiness. She's status quo in just how unattractive an uneducated middle-class skirt with pantyhose can be.

In my earlier years I stumbled through the graveyard of one dimensional chicks like this. They're all the same. They stink after three days.

Da Weaz said...

Katie Couric knows more.

A sick joke.

K. said...

Took a few millennia but at last Socrates has proven wisdom with his verbosity.

Bill Clinton said...

More words of wisdom...

What are the three fastest means of communication?

1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

What do you call the space between a woman's breasts and her hips?

A Waist

Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

K. said...

Miss Congeniality

Any questions now?