Don't Be Surpised

weazl neither believes this story, nor disbelieves it. There is no crime either too big or too small for these bandits. In either event, October Surprise or not, the democracy is dead until people wake up from their slumber of denial. Until then they will keep hoping for the "next election" to save them, while getting fucked in the meantime. Don't worry about November, weazl bets on House Wins to retain control of both Houses of Congress with a "surprisingly strong" outpouring of support from "the base," a final surge of Republican support, and a "much ado about nothing" after the fact response from the media, who will gloss over and ignore the fact that democracy in the United States is about as credible as that in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Uganda, all while that Negro-gone-crazy, Charlie Rangel talks about "my President" when Bush would've left his ass atop a roof in N'Orlins just a year ago, and disenfrachised "his people" twice over in those elections.

The key? Electronic voting. Not only is switching votes probable, but even more nefarious is the fact that thousands of databases have been stolen by Rethugs trying to identify party registrations and having their names not pop up as validly registered on (s)Election Day. Try ChoicePoint. The game is rigged, and you lose. Anyway, onto the diversionary, apocryphal (yet not impossible) story . . .

Karl Rove Promises October Surprise


WASHINGTON -- In the past week, Karl Rove has been promising Republican insiders an "October surprise" to help win the November congressional elections.

President Bush's political strategist is also saying that the final two weeks before the elections will see a blitz of advertising, and the Republican National Committee is deploying an army of volunteers to key locations to help the grass-roots effort and monitor the elections.

The RNC is offering to fly in volunteers and cover their expenses.

Rove is not saying what the October surprise will be. Asked if he would elaborate and give his thinking about the coming elections, Rove told NewsMax that his take largely parallels what RNC Chairman Ken Mehlman said in a Sept. 5 NewsMax story.

As for the October Surprise, Rove said, "I'd rather let the balance [of plans for the elections] unroll on its own."

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The previous NewsMax story quoted Mehlman as saying that Republicans will hold their majority in the House and Senate. He bases that conclusion on a recent meeting with his regional political directors, on private polling, and on analyses of individual races.

Mehlman conceded that the House is in a "competitive situation." In the House, 35 to 40 seats are in play, he said. In the Senate, 12 or 13 seats could change hands. To tilt the balance, Democrats would have to pick up six seats in the Senate and 15 seats in the House.

But, Mehlman said, "I believe that the combination of the relatively narrow playing field, the relatively strong financial position our folks are in and the national party is in, the good turnout operation that we have, the motivation of our base, and the lack of motivation of their base as indicated by turnout in a number of recent Democrat primaries," will do the trick.

Meanwhile, Rep. Mike Pence, R-Ind., the chairman of the Republican Study Committee, told the American Spectator Newsmaker Breakfast that even in Indiana, "There is no question that there is public consternation about our progress in Iraq." However, he said, "Hoosiers want us to come home, but they want us to win and come home."

When he was with Bush recently, the president asked him, "What do you have to say, Pence?"

"Thanks for being more determined than our enemy," Pence said.

"I like the way you put that," Bush quickly replied.

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