Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Breaking: Sad News

GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford Texas
(AP) A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president
was devastated as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

2 comments:

Da Weaz said...

Yeah, the one with the upside down scribbles (and don't forget the dyslexically induced, inverted letters). Geez, it really was special.

Anonymous said...

Now that was funny! I heard from an insider they were to get a new inclusion for the fiction section, "9/11 Commision".

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