Dummy Rummy on the Hot Seat

Well it's about thirty years too late that people have finally started to speak out about the lies and incompetence of Donald Rumsfeld. It was more than 30 years ago that he was spouting conflated propaganda about so-called Soviet violations of the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missle Treaty and misreading Soviet weapons capacities in his CIA attempted power grab called "Team B," enjoying racist laughs with Tricky Dick Nixon, only to emerge in the '80s shaking hands with the so-called Devil, working to provide Saddam Hussein with the most up to date US weapons available (See weazl's "More Saddamned Lies.") up to his stellar role as Minister of Propaganda during his recent appointment.

But now after his infamous "Shock and Awe" designed to win the hearts and minds of those Iraqis waiting to be liberated, things have not looked so good, especially as Dummy Rummy not only paved the way for the ensuing Abu Ghraib scandal, but appears to be even personally implicated (much less having presided over this House of Horrors). But Rummy isn't a complete Dummy, and that's why he used his influence to see that war crimes charges were changed in Belgium and squashed in Germany despite the clear jurisdiction of German courts to entertain such claims.

Yet, given the upcoming attack against Iran, the generals are getting nervous about enduring another lost war with Dummy at the helm. The count is now up to six generals expressing sentiments that he should resign, coupled with Wesley Clark, former Allied Commander of NATO.

Of course he will be going nowhere. And it has as much to do with his proximity the intellectual genesis of and relationship to 9/11 events that make him indispensible to the rest of the criminal cartel. I mean this is the same reason that "Dick" Cheney can shoot a man in the face and still keep his job.

Well, in the Bush cabal's Orwellian world, truth means demotion, failure equals success, so that should explain the recent Pentagon releases expressing unqualified support for Dummy.

Nevertheless, Dummy Rummy's cockiness will probably never be what it used to be. No more Mr. Big Stuff.

But weazl still expects him to retain a bit of his swagger. I mean he's been busted in lies before, and regardless of what happens to him in his role as Secretary of Defense, he will be able to laugh at us all the way to the piggy bank as he profits from the bird flu hoax (More on this later. Be afraid. Be very afraid).

Yes, we've seen his kind before, and the results were not encouraging.